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This comic is SO CUTE.

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This comic is SO CUTE.

To Westerners, facial contouring is among the most mysterious of Asian procedures. When I looked at before-and-after pictures of women with sharply jutting cheekbones who’d had their faces narrowed and smoothed via zygoma reduction, I inevitably thought they were prettier before. Without looking up from the pictures, Kwan replied, “Cheekbone reductions are just ethnic. Asians hate this kind of cheek.” But white people never seem as fascinated with this surgery as they are with double eyelids, he added.

Is Race Plastic? My Trip Into the ‘Ethnic Plastic Surgery’ Minefield - via NY Mag

i have thoughts on this stuff, probably? they seem difficult to draw out right now, but I guess it’s surprising to white people sometimes when people don’t want to be white but want to do other things? but also sometimes people want to be white?

this article is much better than the above paragraph. for one thing it has some reporting in it.

Werner the Herzog

jkottke:

Werner The Herzog

Magisterial. (via @moleitau)


Comic Con Album Cover #GoT #sandiegocomiccon @sophie_789 @maisie_williams

why are they trying so hard to make me want to be their friends

Comic Con Album Cover #GoT #sandiegocomiccon @sophie_789 @maisie_williams

why are they trying so hard to make me want to be their friends

defjamblr:

Yeezy. [via Hypetrak]

defjamblr:

Yeezy. [via Hypetrak]

dogmanstar:

Dear tumblr Good job with the sponsored posts

the future

dogmanstar:

Dear tumblr
Good job with the sponsored posts

the future

Dude. There’s this movie, “Legends of the Fall,” that’s ostensibly about three brothers, all in love with the same woman (Julia Ormond). But really, the movie is a soft porn bodice-ripper for ladies who saw Brad Pitt in that one small role in “Thelma and Louise” and decided that he was tasty man candy. If that sounds hard to believe, go watch “Thelma and Louise” (Again. You’re a male feminist, so I know you’ve fucking seen it.) and you’ll understand why Pitt had a certain undiscovered-fuck-toy appeal back then. He had this weird country-cousin allure that made him exactly the sort of squeaky plaything you wanted to ferret away to a secret corner of the house and chew to tiny little bits.

I saw “Legends of the Fall” in a crowded theater on opening night because my Irish boyfriend loved to see cheesy American blockbusters on opening night in America, among Americans. We both knew the movie would probably be stupid, and it WAS stupid, but that incited more rowdy audience back-talking, which was the real point.

Anyway, there was this one scene where scruffy cowboy Brad Pitt asks his little brother, Elliott from “E.T.,” (Henry Thomas!) whether or not he’s fucked his brand new, smoking-hot fiancee, Julia Ormond. Elliott says something like, “I am not… That is not… When the time comes, after we are legally married, we will… m-m-make love.”

Brad Pitt replies, in a low growl, “I suggest you fuck her.”

So that’s pretty much the sum total of my advice to you. I suggest you fuck her.

via The Awl - Ask Polly

I find that the advice that I give to people are also in the form of recaps of obscure, not that great, pop-culture / anecdotes about my own life, and that they are similarly inappropriate/possibly non-useful.

vamosvideo:

“True character is revealed in the choices a human being makes under pressure - the greater the pressure, the deeper the revelation, the truer the choice to the character’s essential nature. But this? Using scissors to cut off the tip of a slice of pizza? I don’t know what this is. ”
― Robert McKee, Story: Substance, Structure, Style and the Principles of Screenwriting

vamosvideo:

“True character is revealed in the choices a human being makes under pressure - the greater the pressure, the deeper the revelation, the truer the choice to the character’s essential nature. But this? Using scissors to cut off the tip of a slice of pizza? I don’t know what this is. ”


― Robert McKeeStory: Substance, Structure, Style and the Principles of Screenwriting

❝ I’ve always felt that true militants are like cleaning women, performing a thankless, daily, necessary task. But you, you’re like Ursula Andress. You make a four-minute appearance, just enough time for the cameras to flash, for you to make two or three startling pronouncements, then you disappear, shrouded in appealing mystery. ❞

— Francois Truffaut responding to Jean-Luc Godard’s criticism of Day for Night (via sukforhonesty)


Vanity Fair June 2014 scan.

Jon Hamm is hilarious on Comedy Bang! Bang! and I frankly, I was stunned that a man this good looking can be that funny. I periodically think about picking up Mad Men again (I quit at the end of Season 1!) because of the raves it gets from critics and celebs i respect. but also because it’s a very handsome cast.

Vanity Fair June 2014 scan.

Jon Hamm is hilarious on Comedy Bang! Bang! and I frankly, I was stunned that a man this good looking can be that funny. I periodically think about picking up Mad Men again (I quit at the end of Season 1!) because of the raves it gets from critics and celebs i respect. but also because it’s a very handsome cast.

❝ 

But does happiness arrive at the end of that rainbow? I think people genuinely wonder that.


Well, you build your happy wife, happy life, happy home, all this stuff, right? Everybody that’s in a relationship that has ever worked on a home knows one of the most frustrating processes is actually working on the home. So when people would see me last year, two years ago, unhappy, I was in the process of building the home.

But what makes me happy is land, and we’re on a boat now. This is Christopher Columbus. This is uncharted waters we’re on. We’d be super happy to be on land, and also a little bit like, “Ah, the journey’s over!” But I feel like, we got the Vogue cover, Steve McQueen won the Oscar, we finally got married… You know? We have a child. We’re a family now. I am an arbiter of taste, and people think that I have the ability to make things cool—or if I’m doing it, it should be cool. And I feel that this stuff’s starting to be cool. And that feels good to me. Because I don’t like walking around with people thinking I’m doing uncool shit, because there’s nothing I’m doing that’s uncool. It’s all innovative. You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool.

 ❞

— Kanye West - Interview with GQ

❝ 

So what’s the lesson you take away from that?

History’s gonna be harder to make than I thought.

 ❞

— Kanye West - Interview in GQ

vintagegal:

Photo by Joel Meyerowitz, NYC 1965

vintagegal:

Photo by Joel Meyerowitz, NYC 1965

steverogerswintersoldier:

All you need to know about Jesse Pinkman in two screencaps

theonion:

Man’s Anxiety Not About To Let Depression Muscle In On Turf

theonion:

Man’s Anxiety Not About To Let Depression Muscle In On Turf